God's plan (original)(Comedy Open Mic Round 15 Entry #1)

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago (edited)

Welcome to God's plan, definitely not the one by Drake .
When all you and your friends want to do is switch up to God's original plan before Eve happened
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I nominate @warpedpoetic and @talivet to contest for the Comedy Open Mic Round 15.

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If this is God's plan, I'm ready to take the role of 'Pope' whenever it becomes available. I may settle for bishop, but not priest, that one has negative connotations.

Lol, those little boys won't find this funny 😅

Women! Why would you even talk with a snake for farts sake?

Probably thought it was a long dick