Steemed Balls - Byteballs to Steem, via Bittrex Tutorial and @comedyopenmic Round #22

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago


Yo yo my Steemies, wattup?


This is a tutorial (sort of) on how to Steem your balls.

The Byteball balls that you got from the airdrop.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Haven't got your free money from Byteball yet? Then watch this vlog first.

This is also my entry into @comedyopenmic Round #22.

Thankyou @churdtzu, for your all your help last night, doing my first trade on Bittrex, and for your limitless patience :)

As per the Comedy Open Mic Rules, I nominate @churdtzu and @jist

The following screenshots are to assist in the tutorial.

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Peace.


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@bobaphet you were flagged by a worthless gang of trolls, so, I gave you an upvote to counteract it! Enjoy!!

Thanks, These guys have all ganged up, and hit posts of mine before. Even with their combined strength though, they didn't do any damage. I like what you're doing though, as if they continue to grow, they could one day do some actual damage.
I have checked out your posts and given them upvotes too :)
Peace.

awesome! Steem on Steembwoy! Got some valium for me as well?!

Funny and informative! Just the thumbnail alone should have got a big upvote!

So far I've lost 180,000 Bytes to malicious scammers - that's 0.03$ US!

How do they sleep at night?

Your experience with Bittrex has also confirmed that my Byteballs are going to stay well and truly locked up in their wallet forever!

Yeh, I thought so too, re: thumbnail ^^
I appear to be back in the wilderness again XD
Peace.

Relax! Only another 37 days to go.

The lord loveth 40 day tests doesn't he?

Nicely done and quite a creative way to film a tutorial :D

Thank you Sir,
Good time management. I wanted to put an entry into @comedyopenmic for this week too, so I killed two birds with one stone ;)
Peace.

And you actually did so, in a comic manner. Nice one @bobaphet.

I have the Cryptopia, because the Bittrex was never my favorite. But on Cryptopia I have LTC and DOGE markets only that fit my altcoin transactions. Still, it works the same and does not require ID verification like Bittrex.

Well I saw your thumbnail and I had to have a look at this.
I am very careful with my balls, almost over cautious , so I am going to steem one at a time. I know it will take longer but I just couldn't face losing my balls. They really are very dear to me. Thankfully you are here to guide me on this procedure.

Did you also notice that I have nominated you for @comedyopenmic again?
The world awaits...
Peace.

Yes I did. All in good time my friend. The day will eventually come

howdy there @bobaphet! lol! you are one crazy character! loved the tutorial, it was hilarious!

Thanks @janton, did you grab your $40 from the airdrop?
Peace.

no sir not yet but I plan to.

Well feel free to use my referral code when you do :)
Just use the link to download your wallet, then post your wallet address in the comments and I'll send you 60000 bytes to pay your 47000 attestation fee :)
https://steem-byteball.org/#UCX6REVC3E5XLAQHC7EDSC4UXJYHWW53
Peace.

After deciding that byting balls was definitely a bad thing, I had another steemian instruct me on how to wash my balls and fit them into my wallet.
Today I learn how to Steem my balls.
And after a recent underwear purchase I have been educated on the importance of ball separation and support.
So many balls.
Too bad that Bittrex is controlled by Coinbase which has a hit out on me, dead or alive.