Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 13 - Winners Post
Every week, being a judge gets harder and harder, the judges get more and more animated cheering for their favorites. So if you see a barrel (yes that's the collective word for judges) of judges brawling, by all means, stop to take photos. Thank you to all the contestants who put in entries in round 13, we hope you had as much fun creating the entries as we did laughing at the great posts. Every week we get new people joining and the bigger we grow the better it becomes, so go out and tell your friends. As we grow bigger, we will increase the rewards.
Thank you to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us
People's Champion – 2 SBD
This week it's the other man with a beard, so wonderfully weird we hope he sticks around. Last week we got worried he would cut off the beard but it turns out it was a false flag. This week's People's Champion is:
@mourningnoodles:
Mourning Noodles - ComedyOpenMic ROUND # 13 - ENTRY # 1
Court Jester - 45SBD
Nominations for Court jester this week were:
- @anouk.nox: Bob the "WhaleBot-Hunter" | Comedyopenmic Round 13 | Entry No.2
- @sisygoboom: The Hardship Of Having No Hardships - Comedy Open Mic Round 13
- @samueldouglas : Steem weekly horoscope - Comedy Open Mic Round (lucky) 13
- @mourningnoodles: Mourning Noodles - ComedyOpenMic ROUND # 13 - ENTRY # 1
There was a hair's breathe between them. But, in true COM style, a quick sword fight and the winner was chosen by default.
The ComedyOpenMic Court Jester for round 13 is:
@samueldouglas : Steem weekly horoscope - Comedy Open Mic Round (lucky) 13
Punchy's Top 10 list - 40 SBD (4 SBDeach)
The top 10 in order or preference are:
- @sisygoboom: The Hardship Of Having No Hardships - Comedy Open Mic Round 13
- @doomsdaychassis: comedy open mic round # 13 :My whole life has been a lie
- @myndnow: SUPERTALENT | DComedy #165
- @dreemit: The Magical Powers of My Seated Butt
- @anouk.nox: Bob the "WhaleBot-Hunter" | Comedyopenmic Round 13 | Entry No.2
- @walkingkeys: Trying New Jokes While Hosting Open Mic
- @amirtheawesome11: Fat! Fat! Fat! (Pop Song of the Summer) - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 1 AND 2nd Language Problems - Comedy Open Mic Round 13 Entry 2
- @bobaphet: Career Advancement Surgery - My Entry Into Round #13 of @comedyopenmic
- @damianjayclay: The Ballad of Billy and the Green Dragon (Comedy Open Mic – Round 13)
- @imjustsaying: Help Save The Multiverse (COM 13)
1Amir has yet again caused a stir. This week it's due to having produced two entries both of which made it into the top 10. Hope you all enjoy.
Lucky Door Prize - 10SBD (2SBD each)
The lucky door prize goes to 5 lucky contestants this week who have great promise.
Lucky door prize winners:
- @monchhichi23: Claustrophobia (Comedy Open Mic Round 13)
- @rastaufik10: Comedy Open Mic Round 13: Because of the Lottery
- @anjkara: Drunk Song: The Evolution of Woman -- Comedy Open Mic Round 13
- @christianwindley: this isn't just sex - Comedy Open Mic Round # 13
- @lucylin: Dispelling urban myths and annoying the narcissists...oh, and comedyopenmic#13
Bonus Prizes - 8SBD (1SBD each)
- @edje: Comedy Open Mic Round 13 :: ROOM WITH A VIEW
- @raj808: Comedy Open Mic Round 13 - The Tale of a Reformed Vegetarian
- @surfermarly: "The Reborn Dog" - My First Entry For Comedy Open Mic Ever [Round 13]
- @tamaralovelace: Speed Dating - Comedy Open Mic - Round #13 - Entry #1
- @cemke: I'm Always Ready For It -- Comedy Open Mic - Round13
- @fabian98: Comedy Open Mic Comedy round 13 - The worst pain.
- @paintingangels: Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest Week 13 - My cat's entry- Open Mic Week 85 Kitty Blooper
- @tuwore: Comedy Open Mic Round #13: Vroooom Vroooom!
Best Video Award (5SBD Each)
Our Video Judge has spoken, the best videos this week are (in order of preferance):
- @buttcoins: THE BROTHERS DARK
- @mourningnoodles: Mourning Noodles - ComedyOpenMic ROUND # 13 - ENTRY # 1
- @myndnow: He's BACK | DComedy #164
Other Honorable mentions
- @walkingkeys: Trying New Jokes While Hosting Open Mic
- @myndnow: SUPERTALENT | DComedy #165
- @bobaphet: Career Advancement Surgery - My Entry Into Round #13 of @comedyopenmic
If you guys would like to come along and say "Hi" to the judges or get tips on improving or just chat with other contestants we have opened up a ComedyOpenMic discord channel. Don't be shy, come say "hi".
Round 14 is now under way so remember to put in your entries, upvote our contestants and share the laughs all over steemit and beyond!!
Over 13 weeks we have managed to give away 831.01 SBD and 270 Steem (current value of >$2,650USD, at time of posting). So don't forget to keep upvoting @comedyopenmic when you see it. The more upvotes we get, the more we will give away.
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Congrats to all winners and the newly inducted
pops champagne
Oh crap... The cork hit my balls
whimpers outta the door
That's some good shooting Tex...
Must have been quite some ricochet to pull that one off.
the universe was just jealous of my cock.
Ayeeee! Thank you so much. I promise this will go straight to my dick.
I mean, I promise this will NOT go straight to my dick. head.
My head. not... go to....
dickhead.Definitely some talented jesters out here. Lookin forward to battling for the top prize next time
Great stuff COM. I love letting my inner comic out in these contests and letting the ideas run wild. Winning a bit of steem is just the icing on the cake. Thanks for all your hard work keeping the contest going :-)
#COM is really going viral.
Many lives have been touched through this.
people now have where to ease their tension by just visit #comedyopenmic hash tag.
I commend you guys efforts and I say big congrats to all the winners
come on give us your next entry jephtha, you know you get better the more you participate right?
The stuff coming out of here is amazing. Congrats @samueldouglas
Congrats to all winners, Kudos to @samueldouglas, thanks for the top ten again, and a Big thanks to @comedyopenmic for creating this :)
Peace.
Holy shit!
Thanks everyone. It's a real privilege to be part of such a great community, and I'm thrilled that you were all deluded enough to pick me as Jester for Round 13.
fcuk you for winning Jester....now we have to let you back into the rocket heading to Mars
Aw wow!
Thank you so much. That was a lovely surprise in my wallet this morning. Yay. You've made my day.
Thank you to all the wonderful judges and participants and upvoters and lovers of humour.
Love you all
Thank you so much for the bonus prize, folks!!! :-)
And congrats to all the other winnuuuuuzzzz!
with all the awesome surfies helping us grow the community, very soon we'll be riding the tsunami to trending....yup you read that right, we've been increasing our Jester from 20 SBD (Round1) to now 45 SBD (Round 14), when it goes >200 SBD, we're planning to put at least 1 Jester Comedy entry into Trending every week (right now a 250-300 SBD bid = $600+ upvote will easily put any post into 1st Page trending, now imagine a community of 50,000 Comedy Connoisseurs Piling on to make it go 4 figures....tell me we won't hit #1 spot and show Steemit how it's done)
and yes Next Round, Prizes likely going up again.
Surfies... haha! Then let's do this :-)
Hell yes! Love this place! Love you guys! I think I need a tissue...
stop spunking all over comedyopenmic....err...actually, nevermind, as you were