Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 14

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago (edited)

Welcome to the Fourteenth week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here


Credit goes to our Dandy (@dandesign86) for creating this logo for us

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 16 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am UTC Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @idikuci and @take5 for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 13
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 13 @belemo, @armiaaceh, @profanereviews and @buttcoins your time is greatly appreciated.

Judges:

@dj123
@diebitch
@profanereviews
@pechichemena
@artakush
@take5

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 45SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter

Best Comedy Video Award 15SBD (New Award)

This week's prize pool 135SBD


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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

@carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
@punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
@acolucky (Careful, he gets lucky a lot)
@ilt-yodith (New Curator)

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.


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Sponsors

Donations

A big thank you to @acolucky, @sisygoboom, @holybranches, and @mahendranikum who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 194SBD , @dj123 - 132SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 35SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 3SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2Steem, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.011SBD

Delegations

Big thank you to @carlgnash, @sisygoboom and @pechichemena who added to our delegation pool this week.
@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @pechichemena – 50SP, @cemke - 40SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 13 and the start of Round 14 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Plagiarism

If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!


Thank you to @matytan for the great banner

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I am very excited to be a judge on @comedyopenmic ! I wish everyone the most creativity and the best imagination for your jokes!

Be real, be funny, and most important ENJOY!

Artakush gets ready to judge great jokes in the bush...

Thanks for doing this! We all appreciate it.

It is my pleasure! Merci for support!

I'm a very shy person, so I'll just type my joke

How'd you like it if ladies where given a minimum amount of words to say per day? Yeah, life would be boring, you wouldn't have a reason to come home late.
Also, during sex she can't say dirty things to boost your ego!
I mean, I'm only a nagging girlfriend...

wow... tell me you have more of them coming! holy jeebus. that's a nice snippet. give up a proper entry @chinyere3988! Can see you already hopped into the discord server. come out of the shadows and say hi!

Ohh yeaahh ohhhh yeaaahhh sound so sweet as you are @chinyere3988

Hello hello ! Happy to be a judge for this week ! I am bringing my last generation judging kit for the entries.. so beware!

Let's have some fun... >:) evil laugh...

Lol enjoy! I will be posting mine today I guess ...

COM always makes me think creatively to produce an interesting joke. I will be back to take part in this round.

Excellent opportunity to participate in the contest, I wish everyone a pleasant fun! Thank you @comedyopenmic

Wonderful, round 14 and we have more strength ... Let's continue with the fun

Wow amazing.
This community will continue to grow.
May be up to 1000 weeks even more.

Forever and a day more.

Definitely ... as long as we are all equally supportive for this community to continue to grow into the future

Why not put in an entry? We'll be happy to get an entry from you.

Dr. Phet, or someone new? :)
Peace.

Hey Boba, how's your curation skills?

Curation, as in replying to comments?
I don't know how to do that.
Peace.

good we're looking for folks who don't know what they are doing but doing it anyways

pss....curation is like checkout out com entries, and yeah sometimes making comments funny or encouraging.....but if you're like me my greatest encouragement comes out like an insult...it's my gift

folks who don't know what they are doing but doing it anyways

Hahaha, that's me :)
I've been doing that already, so yeh, what can i do?
Peace.

how about guest judging in round 15?

Do I get an instruction manual, paid holidays, and a health plan?
Peace.

mabye, kinda, we as in COM claims your insurance payment upon your death

Sammy-douggy should be coming by to chat with you soon, go DM him in discord.

I'm happy to participate in your contest. Thank you for it.