Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 41

Welcome to the 41st week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here


Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 41 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all valid entries
  • A big thank you to our new bot, which has been sharing the judges’ feedback in the form of upvotes.
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 40: @holybranches, @buttcoins, @take5, @doomsdaychassis, @improv

Round 41 Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 35 Steem
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • Top 15 prize pool is 45 Steem
    • Contestants selected for Top 15 will receive 3 Steem each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 10 Steem
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 2 Steem each as a bonus prize.

This week's prize pool 90 Steem

Due to the drop in Steem price and a drop in post payouts, we are changing the prizes to ensure we continue rewarding funny people


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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.


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Sponsors

Donations

Thank you to @ausbitbank who has been very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@ausbitbank - 1250 Steem, @curie - 400 Steem, @idikuci - 208SBD, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 68 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 22.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 32SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD + 2 STEEM, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 7SBD + 5 STEEM, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 9SBD + 2 Steem, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 12SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 24SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 1.243 SBD + 1.364 Steem, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.20 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes - 23 Steem + 12.286SBD, @anouk.nox - 3 Steem, @doomsdaychassis - 2SBD + 10 Steem, @chrisroberts - 3SBD, @granolalight - 3SBD, @mineopoly - 1 Steem, @sharanaithal - 1 SBD + 6 Steem, @sparrowbernard - 2 STEEM, @llfarms - 30SBD + 34.54 Steem, @lordbutterfly - 5SBD, @pechichemena - 25 Steem, @dandays - 5SBD, @raj808 - 5 Steem

Delegations

A big thank you to @bobaphet for increasing his delegation and to all those who continue to support us with their delegations.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @buttcoins - 402SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @pechichemena - 200SP, @bobaphet - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @holybranches - 150SP, @bitfiend - 125SP,@diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, @sluttynsfw - 55SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @doomsdaychassis - 50SP, @davemccoy - 50SP, @sisygoboom - 50SP, @rahul.stan - 30SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @kkkkkl - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 40 and the start of Round 41 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

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Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Please note: By entering the Comedy Open Mic Contest you agree to allow Comedy Open Mic to use the content you post in its promotion. Full credit will be given to the author as well as links to the original post in cases where Comedy Open Mic opt to use your material in promotions.

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Hello @comedyopenmic this is my presentation, I hope you like it.
Today I'm going to tell you the story of two Morochos brothers who practice Karate, both black belt and have represented their state in national events, I met them in 2017 when my daughter was selected to represent the state in a national karate championship ...
I remember that at that time both were only eleven years old, at first sight they didn't look like brothers, there was so much difference in them, they reminded me of that movie by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, I think it was called "The Twins", just like them, both children didn't keep similarity except for their names Teylor and Keylor, if ....teylor and keylor.

Teylor is a dark, slim man with a short stature and a sweet look and keylor is a tall boy with white complexion and light brown hair with an impressive strength in the look.
For many months they trained for that championship along with my little daughter who made a special friendship with Taylor, who is the smaller in size of the two and more compatible with her by her character. Keylor, on the other hand, had a half-crossed and grumpy character, everything was annoying, it was easy to get angry.
At the beginning of the championship both children gave themselves to the passion of combat with strength and courage, they faced their opponents in different rounds, demonstrating courage in each of their fights.
The night before the final both children were very tense and were playing the final of the championship which was the next day, all participants had a great face of concern, because the rivals were of a high competitive level.
Taylor and Kaylor ate their nails, those two black belt champions couldn't control their nerves, they walked from one side of the hotel to the other.
The next day kaylor that strong and brave boy turned to tell his mother, you take me to the store where they sell sewing threads, and you call my grandmother to come and meet us as fast as you can, I need her presence.
That's how his mother took him to a lace and thread store and bought a big roll of knitting yarn along with some needles.
And that big boy with a hoarse and strong voice that was Kaylor went to the hotel room, he asked for a rocking chair and together with his grandmother he began to rock and weave, then you could hear Teylor and Keylor talking to his grandmother about what the stitches were, to make the best chain or rice sweater, or maybe cross stitch, unhinging when they made a mistake in the stitch and starting again. Those two strong, rude karatecas only calmed their nerves by weaving beautiful coats and scarves for their grandmother.
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