Comedy Open Mic - Round 10
Welcome to the Tenth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest.
Please read the contest rules here
Rules for Judges
- Contest will run for a minimum of 12 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
- Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
- @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am GMT Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
- Judges will do their best to review all entries
- Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
- A big thank you to @take5 and @diebitch for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 9
- A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 8 @diebitch and @flipstar your time is greatly appreciated.
Judges:
@dj123 / @comedyopenmic
@take5
@dandesign86
@amirtheawesome1
@holybranches / @comedyopenmic
@diebitch
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Do you want to be a judge?
Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.
Prizes (Have again increased!!)
Court Jester will get 45SBD
- Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
- People's champion will get 1-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
- People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
Top 10 prize pool is 40Steem
- Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4Steem each.
- Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
- 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
- Chuck Norris Award
- 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
This week's prize pool 70SBD + 40 Steem
Curators
A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.
@carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
@punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Sponsors
Donations
A big thank you to @ilt-yodith, @idikuci, @steemmatt, @dandesign86, who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 194SBD , @dj123 - 122SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 53 SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 14.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - @5SBD, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem
Delegations
Due to New Delegations from @ngc, @groovatti, @cemke, @amirtheawesome1 and @yesaye we now have over 40,000 SP delegated to @comedyopenmic
@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @cemke - 40SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP
Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.
Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:
@roelandp, @ngc, @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @meesterboom, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won, @belemo, @jasonshick, @diebitch, @ubongj, @bitfiend, @holybranches, @lunasilver, @cemke, @amirtheawesome1.
We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.
This post marks the end of Round 9 and the start of Round 10 of Comedy Open Mic.
Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.
Come join our discord channel and just say hi.
Are you Artistically inclined? Join in the Logo and Banner design contest and win some cash.
Plagiarism
If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.
Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
HERE is my submission. I hope it tickles some funnybones. Good luck everyone.
Cry 'Havoc', and let slip the dogs of war.
Woof, woof bitches!
On a less apocalyptic note, has anyone tried to do some comedy-themed outreach via twitter etc.? The Melbourne Comedy festival is on at the moment (saw Marcel Blanch-de Wilt last night - still recovering), so it just occured to me that a lot of Aussie standup comedians might be a bit more active on social media than usual.
Seems like a no-brainer, because most of these people - the ones performing in the small clubs, not the big venues, could use a bit of extra cash...
We are always looking at ways of reaching people outside steem to bring them in. We are in the process of developing a reddit and twitter presence to try to bring more people in. If you have a idea on how to reach more people we'd love to hear it.
I'm too sleep deprived for any more bright ideas today - not that contacting comedians on twitter is rocket surgery or anything.
daem that's some advance wank concept you got there, come meet us in the #marketing channel in discord to hand job....ahem mean hash out the brain farts....i mean precision darts
I do 3d animation of the comedy variety, video edit all that jazz, i could do up a couple videos for you or something let me know , cheers
Absolutely that would be really cool and greatly appreciated. Hit us up on discord and we can talk if you have time.
Discord
you could come over to the discord dungeon and have everyone wank over this golden idea. cheers Dougy
Here is my entry for Comedy Open Mic Round 10: "I'm Too Busy!".
Shit, you are really into college boys, huh? Whatever keeps you young, brother.
Whooosh! That was the sound of that joke going over your head!
Oh, there was a joke?
Thanks for putting this on.
Here I go again. Let's see if this fucker can gain traction.
https://steemit.com/funny/@profanereviews/sheep-shagging-a-tutorial
I'd like to thank the Academy for their consideration.
Come all Indonesian steemian join in Comedy Open Mic, do not feel comedian if not participate in this contest. Ha ha.
Listen to this Indonesian man @ all
I can't. I'm not Indonesian. I wish he had addressed Canadians as well. Sad Face.
Excellent, I'm going to prepare my entry!!!
A big hello to everyone, this is my entry #1 for round 10 :)
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@guitarkev/comedy-open-mic-round-10-the-best-son-entry-1
This is really picking up Steem (pun intended) will get an entry in this week and also try and grab that Chuck Norris award. is it possible to win two prizes?
We try keep it it one prize per person but it is possible to win chuck norris and win a prize for competing.
Wonderful, let's start moving those neurons to do something funny for this round, good luck to all ...., the prizes are great!
its so amazing platform of comedy..really great
thanks for great work