I'm going to buy 2 SBI for the person who gets closest to the actual price of each of these: to be announced in next week's round.
How long will this contest run?
As long as I can keep it dumb, of course.

Everything here is 100% certified flea market useless crap!

but everything has a price, am'right?

SO WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THIS?

.....ITEM NUMBER 1.....

Hey, it's Marilyn Monroe!

Say hello to the woman who could make a sewer grate sexy.
She once said, "Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world."
Give your wife some stripper heels and she'll give you a divorce.
Crocs. Women want crocs now.
Marilyn also said, "A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her."
So how badly do you need this life sized Marilyn Monroe cutout?
No one has to know the things you say to her in your man cave while playing "Happy Birthday Mr. President."

.....ITEM NUMBER 2.....

It's a butter box

So how much DOES a fat kid love butter?
Enough to buy the box without the butter in it?
We all want to remember those childhood days of butter and mayonnaise sandwiches, buttered popcorn, butter with a side of butter when no one was looking.
But now we know what cholesterol is and who are we kidding, we still put butter on everything. Or is it just me?
I googled "things people put butter on" and this is what the Google overlords thought I must have meant.

Obviously, when I am researching butter I probably mean avocado and toast. Stop molesting the trees, treehugger.

Well, give me your best guesses for the prices of these two items!

Put your guesses for item number 1 and item number 2 in the comments!

These are the prices for last week’s items:

@sidekickmatt STRIKES AGAIN with his superpower of knowing the price of stupid crap - this time down to the cent!
$8.95 evidently is apparently EXACTLY what black bobble baby is worth.
BUT WAIT! we have another price guessing savant in the audience! @belemo is also 100% on the money with his valuation of $20.00 for no-pants asian baby.

Both winners have 2 SBI purchased for their accounts.

Here are some other contests being run by excellent Steemians
@veryspider is running Team of Two contest, where you find an artist/writer to collaborate with on an entry.
@dollarsandsense runs "definitely not a cards against humanity" contest to fill in prompts with random Wikipedia articles
@corpsvalues is running Cartoon-off/Caption this to either draw an original cartoon or caption one.
Did I miss yours? Mention this one, and the favor will be returned?

I’d like to nominate

@arseniclullaby to keep me laughing silently while rubbing my fingertips together at his dry, wicked sense of humor.
@sidekickmatt to start sharing his superpowers with the rest of us