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or you can just become a republican and deny the science

hahaah These are hilarious. Tricycles are so hot right now. So is retro-fitting your parents ethnicity ;)

I had a huge carbon footprint... until I began washing regularly between my toes. That cleaned things up a bit.

what did you do? piss crude oil

Change is the only constant thing anyways, so let the climate change. I can't afford to start reusing my brain. too much work

Can't reuse what you never use

My options on tanning are porcelain white or beet red. Please help.

porcelain white priviledge

it took me a while to get this. conserving energy and tricycle riding are like opposing fingers opening a bottle of percocet so i can recycle my brain...

guessing you love tricycles and tricyclics

not particularly. sometimes i like to fit my brain about concepts that have no place in reality.

We just need a fart tax.
Peace.

The big reason is to avoid floors i want to say bare soil and land must be increase to decrease climate change