Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 36 first entry/ The letter!

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Dear friends, I am writing this letter to thank you.

I want you to know that the white shirt that I received was great, a little big, but I can adjust it!

I did not understand much because they put it on me, but they were very kind when placing it for me. I have made a good combination with my white jean. They also gave me a trip, I think I got the lottery.

Days ago in the hotel where I am staying, a friend spoke to me, a little rebellious but affectionate enough, she always grabs my hair and although sometimes she tells me that she wants to cut it, I love her. She have told me:

Are you crazy! We are here they crazys everyone!

How right is my friend, who is not crazy in life right? How intelligent and kind it is!

In the day they give us a pink pill to get love and a blue in the night to dance under the moon. What kind of people are there in this hotel. I'm still having a good time, I do not take those pills but they give me a very tasty cocktail. The downside of that drink is that I fall asleep very fast and I do not enjoy the party.

Well friends, I have to go, it's time to feed my unicorn, take a walk and if the weather is nice, fly to spend some time with him. Thanks for everything, I feel very well here.

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Att: Sorry, How is my name?
Hospital Estatal Austin- psychiatric hospital.

Nominated @fleurinna and @uskudarkr

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I've always known you're crazy hehehehe

Hahahahaha

hahahaha... sounds like my type of place :)

hahaha oh my god

I suggest taking both pills at the same time. If you put them in your anus it will make the effects much stronger.....................