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LOL

alcoholics that cussed like sailors and looked at porn.

I'm not convinced this isn't Curie

I was promised a blowjob for upvoting this post.

Um, that is not what the tag childlabor meant. sorry.

Please stand behind the line and wait your turn.

That's funny, he told me that you would be working for me collecting debts and slapping motherfuckers around.

: cracks knuckles : that is also an option.

Hahahaha I like this.

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haha...my kind of people

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