COM, Here I Come - Comedy Open Mic Round17
After 2 weeks off from Comedy Open Mic, this is my first week back to judging and it's been hard trying to keep up with all the discord chats and what's going on with the judges and participants.
On top of that is work and family and the time just slips away from me. It's been so hectic that I realized I haven't even made a post and it's already the end of this round.
I just wanted to thank the COMmunity for continuing to make us laugh through the ups and downs in life, in the market, on steemit. Thank you to all the judges who continue to sacrifice their time to keep the contest going, without all of you judges and participants, there will be no COM.
And if ever life gets too stressful, don't do what I do:
It's a waste of perfectly good cement roof tiles, just invest in a good stress relief device
Or even better, head over to #comedyopenmic and read the funny entries or even put in an entry yourself. For more details, read here.
And if you enjoy it immensely and want to support, consider voting @comedyopenmic for witness.
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COM, Com, Com....there's alot of C
uom on your title eh?👍 x 1000 - Thank you for all your help, concern, and constant watch over everyone T5 aka Terminator5000 aka Mother of Dragons! Everyone misses you at COM except for @diebitch and @idikuci, they are jealous of your powerful head-smash, and
@amirtheawesome1amirthemostbusty1 , he's afraid his Almost D, solid C Cup is barely keeping up with you and the #boobians-in-boobaloof (Go see in COM Discord: https://discord.gg/uy8KTds ).Everyone misses take5!
I miss you the most, @diebitch. You kept me sane through those cockful beginning days of COM. Now, we have more sisters to balance things.
Yes, that's all that occupies my mind these days.
Do they have stress vulvas?
I'm not sure about that but I got these:
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haha pink balls.... just how i love them!!!
Pig balls are pink.
oh crap. didn't want to dream about amir right now :(
i think she's talking about @pechichemena
I can confirm that statement
they smell the same nowadays. it's getting harder to distinguish.
Oh great! Now I'm gonna be dreaming about smelly pink pig balls and goat whisperer.
it's the best aphrodisiac.
hi, i'd like to order the balls, please
Just send me address and sbd and I'll sent you a pair, haha.
You should try this relaxation technique:
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Works wonders for the stressed.
Oh yes, that does look like a good way to get rid of stress.
I missed this post and have only noticed when I thought to check in on you 22 days later. I hope you’re well. I hope you’ve not smashed your head in on too many stack of tiles...
I have to admit in all sheepishness that when I was a teen, I did test out that trick, but with a well-committed karate chop. It wasn’t that many tiles and definitely never with my forehead. But I was shocked it worked! Mind over matter and all. But I’m sure there’s a limit to the mind depending on one’s talents.
Anyway, I hope life isn’t stressing you out too badly. Hopefully, we’ll see another post from you, if only to know you’re okay.
Hey @linnyplant, thank you for stopping by. We've missed you in discord.
Luckily, for the bricks, I haven't been smashing my forehead into them, haha. Actually, I've only smashed boards with kicks. I have weak wrists. Now, I'd be sure to stay out of your arms' reach.
I really appreciate this message from you. I'm doing ok. I hope things are well on your side, as well, with work and family.
I’m well but a little burnt out atm, which is why I’m shying away from discord and barely doing much on steemit. I’ll certainly drop in here to peek in on you occasionally. Feel free to kick a few boards for me too.
You stay well and hang onto some smiles!
Hang in there, Linny. Drop by anytime, hopefully in discord as well when you have time.
I was told my entry was assigned to you. I don't know why. I mean, I don't know you but I feel like you're an awesome person. One that has a good head on his shoulders. I feel like we have this connection, y'know? Do you feel that? There's something there. I'm not saying that because I'm schmoozing up to you to give me a high grade. Certainly not! Ugh, I hate those kinds of people. I mean, why the hell would they give us the list of judges assigned other than to let us know our entries are in good hands, right? Did I tell you you're awesome?
Hello @jedau, thank you for this hilarious
schmoozingmessage. It's always nice to see new people in #comedyopenmic. I enjoyed your entry by the way, it was funny and well written. I hope to see more from you in the future. I apologize for this late response, I was awestruck by being called awesome and it has taken me a few days to fully recover.Oh, by all means! I once sent a person into a coma just by complimenting their sense of style, so I'm no stranger to killing people with kindness ;)
AT LAST! a judge who recognizes that without my jokes and memes this contest would not exist.
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