If your school can teach me to write jokes like these:

A) I was so drunk last, I woke up this morning to ice cream in the toilet seat and pee in the fridge
B) I’m so fat and unhealthy, I lose 3 calories just thinking about working out
C) I took a trip to China the other day with my chinese friend, there I saw all 37 thousand of his twins

I'm in. :P

Oh... One of these weeks I'll actually write something.

Man having babies is hard work. I need a vacation just to recover from taking a two week holiday with my family.

Oh wow, it works... :)