I am the Paedo-Finder General, and you are Mr Eli Thomson, a paedophile!
[points at belly photo] On the basis of these pornographic images taken with your camera of a naked infant!
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You have said nothing within the moment that I have wrote this comment so...SO
So! You confess that for nine months you and your wife imprisoned this naked child in her stomach before forcing it backwards through her genitalia for your own sick amusements! And you taking pictures of this naked helpless babe all the while. PUTTING THEM ON THE INTERNET EVEN! Entering it into a NSFW contest of kiddy oglers?
Enough! By the powers invested in me by steemit-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia! [prepares guillotine]

Sorry couldn't help myself. Wonder what type of triffic this comment will gain. People who don't know the show are just like....wtf?