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No I don't.
Do you have a bath daily ?

No, I use the shower.
How do you save water?

I drink beer and save water.
Have you washed your hair with beer ?

I use beer shampoo.
Did you ever steal a toffee from a kid ?

Yes, many times
Have you ever farted in a lift

No never. That's disgusting.
Have you used a visiting card as a toothpick.

No, I don't use visiting cards.
Which sports is the most tiring to play ?

The sport call cricket.
But who knows the sound on a cricket at night?