Contest: Tell Me Funny Lies Ladies Tell About How They Lost Their Virginity
Hello @ewuoso here. Hope you are having fun?
I was having a discussion with my friends sometime ago and we were talking about sex. One of my friends talked about his past relationships.
He talked about a particular girl he dated that refused him sex for a long time. He said the girl claimed to be a virgin. After having sex with the girl he discovered that the girl was not actually a virgin.
What he said hit us hard and we laughed hard till the extent that one of us shit his pants.
He said and i quote
the girl said i lost my virginity by jumping a big gutter in front of my house.
Another friend also shared his story. He said he finally had sex with his gf who also claimed to be a virgin. As usual he did not meet her a virgin. According to him the girl asked
what do you think? Did you meet me a virgin?
The guy said he was so furious but he was calm enough to answer her. He said no and asked her how it happened. She said
she thinks it was her spirit husband because she dreamt of having sex with him.
I wonder why girls tell these lies. Virginity was meant to be lost. Why loose it when you know you will be ashamed to say how you lost it.
I shared mine too. I dont really have experience because i dont like girls. But there was a girl i dated back. She claimed to be a virgin too. I tried severally to do it but to no avail. One day i was lucky to get my hand there and i discovered that she was not a virgin. I asked her and she said it was when i put my hand that she lost her virginity. I believed her because i was ignorant. So she allowed me and i was expecting traffic jam since it was still a finger. My people it was an express road. There was no disturbance at all and it even felt like an human head has previously been there.
Contest
make me laugh hard
Share me a funny story or an experience you once had. Might be your friend or a girl you dated. It can also be what you read online.
I want something that will make me laugh and pee my pants and i also want it to be obvious that it was a lie..
I will choose four winners
First prize is 2 steem
Second to fourth prize is 1 steem each
Ill choose an entry that makes me laff
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Ok like one gal i wan arrange like that. Ask her if she is a virgin, she said nope. I then asked her how it happened. She asked if i can recall of any shock on bike, i was confused at first later i said yes, something electric shock, she said yes. She was on bike one faithful day when she noticed that shock all over her expecially in her pussy, at a point she couldnt control it but see her self shaking , moaning and said that even the bike man helped her in shaking..... Thats how she lost her vorginity.
Jesus is Lord
Africa is wowed!!!
Lol
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😂
I hv a girl hv been dating for 4 to 5months without doing anything because I believe she is virgin. One night, our chat went rogue during Truth or Dare game when she picked Truth and I asked her, Are you a Virgin? lol.. She replied we shld skip that part and I insisted... Lol and so she told me, she lost her Virginity when gyming lol.. Meanwhile, lol the girl hv no muscle, slender like sugar cane.. Am very sure she has never been to stadium for once in her life 😂 . She collect this big thing ni jare.. I mean big dick 😂
Girls always think they are smart 😂. Hv heard diff stories laidat like riding bike and got disvirgin 😂... One said she was watching romantic movie and noticed blood between her legs 😂abeg help me ask her, I dy mad? 😂 and she want me to believe that. Wo lemme stop here jare ..
lol na d actor from d movie do am na .LOl
No mind her..
She don see mumu Prince
😂
Yeeepa, whatching movie?
just like that?
I dy tell u... 😂 I swear I felt like to slap her that day
😂
This is funny. Apart from that you don sharparly calculate. For her to have lost it like that. That means she must have been hitting the gym regularly. Girls sha
If the girl dy gym ni.. I fit belive her. She no dy gym... No exercised body or muscle improvement.. She slim like kilode
she know dat gym fit take virginity. That's y she said it... Mayb me get mark for cheek
😂
Ok seriously o...
For girls that do alot of gymnastics and splitting and the rest..
It is very possible for them to lose it like that
True
That's actually how I lost mine....
Coming from someone that can't even do a back flip 🏃 🏃 🏃
How do you know I can't? 🤔
Will u keep quiet... I was deR we u re 😑😑😑😑 dat big thing.. U won lie? 😈
Ahn ahn
Why are you coming to tell them that it's big?
That your small thing that can even pass through my nose and I will not feel anything 🤔 😔
haaa , Aye mi temi bami 🙆🏼♂️🙆🏼♂️🙆🏼♂️🙆🏼♂️
Spoilt shild
Hiw small is it?
All lies
Thats how i lost mine too
Sure @alisonudeme.. But she no dy gym 😂
This particular lady, her story is marvelous, she said she was riding bike when she was a teenager, and she fell from the bicycle, and thats how she lost her virginity to hero bicycle. Jesu!!!🙆
My chest
This is not my story o, am not the girl o, one of my friend, a guy told me his gf told him that she got disvirgined by spirit when she carried sacrifice for her village people for peace to reign.... Why spirit no fuck him fellow spirit toto, why must it be human toto dey like, na so human toto sweet reach?
Spirits now like human beings
It actually wasn't my experience but that of a friend , I have heard of so many experience like this but this particular one gave me a total surprise .
As usual after a month of claiming the virgin stage ,she finally got a conviction and gave in ,only for my friend to discover she isn't a virgin , my friend was pissed and asked her why she has being lying to him.
She said ,she had not lied
So dressed in a short revealing black gown, I set out for my date with the bf, as I entered the car when he came around, my mind focused on the white G-string I was putting on, I didnt ask any question when he drove to his house, A date at home isnt bad, I thought.
His bedroom got me horny immediately although I was a virgin and wasnt ready for sex. He excused himself and before he got back, I had stripped, having just my G-strings on. I turned my back to the mirror and watched my butt cheeks roll, rehearsing just how I was gonna roll it for him.
The door opened, he came in and woo! I turned my butt to him...... Left, right, left, right, up down, up down was the movement of my Bom.
I twerked slowwwlyyyy, shooting and shooting.
Finally, he came towards me and pulled me to him.
"Let me be your first" He said.
"I am not ready" I cried even as his hands pulled down my pant.
Then my eyes caught a bloody stain on my pant.
"Oh my, I just lost my virginity! I just broke my hymen by throwing my bum! I lost my virginity to a twerk!"
issokay
eleyi gidi gan
I was with my boo that faithful day when he told me he want to do
As I was a Virgin na, I only told him I'll allow him fondle with my breasts.
As he removed the strap of my bra, I noticed the blood flow.....
That was how I lost my virginity....
My Chest!!!
I hail o
Thank you ojare.... 😂
You can lie for africa
What did he want to do?
Hahaha
So oneday i was on my own oo, when Sule my new boyfriend called me.
So i got to his house and the next thing he started kissing me and touching.
I was like shuu. I told him i am virgin oo i cannor do this thing. He na said is just small he will do, that he just want to test if am still virgin. I told him my mummy will beat me, he said mummy wont know. So i laid there shivering on his bed, the he took off his short.
Yeeeepa, 🙆 come and see his big thing,😵😨 @ewuoso i swear it bigger than yours. Hahahaha
I was scared to death, then he said is only the tip he would put.
Before he could say 'jack' i don fly comot for bed, run reach my house.
On getting home, i realised just seeing big thing alone can make person lost virginity ooo.
The sight of his big thing tore the hymen immediately😵😥😥
It was so bad, since then like this.... I no virgin again😭😭😭
Rebecca, weldone
You got me rolling at the part where you said his prick is bigger than @ewuoso's, and you even swore...babe, what have you been doing??
Shiii 😷
dont let him hear
Dont mind her
Hahaha
Are u his gf😱
Am sorry that was a joke oo😀
No o, I'm not
But you are my friend and you are a girl
Sweeping
My gf haf find me reach here
Hilarious
I am really sorry for your loss bet this is a great lie
I went to buy 100naira card from the corner store and prick just fell on me.
Hahaha
Jesus
Bestie.....
Hope say you catch the prick for me o.... 😜
It's with me come get it
U like toto
You are getting pregnant soon
How can I be pregnant again when the pregnancy I'm carrying for you haven't been born yet?
Apostle must hear this
My head spark that day I knew My third gf that I was planning not to have anything to do with for the fact that she told me she was a virgin and me too was hoping she loves me and keeping herself for that day,not until I started hearing rumour say the girl na badass from people wey know her well well, I sha sweet talk her for several weeks before she finally agreed, but as I put am, my thing no cover am, furious as I am, I asked her she still denied saying she is a virgin that she only used to mastubate when taking her bath, abeg shey masturbation fit make your hole become London bridge?
YEEEEHHHHHH 🙆🙆🙆
HAHAHAHA 😂
Bros.... U sure say u don't get girlfriend before?
Ask google mummy
Lol, I asked, google said "no"😂😂
This is the work of my village people, where did you appear from
Your village 🤣🤣🤣
Tah, commot
London bridge is falling down