So last night, I decided to sleep over at a friend's place and do that thing we all know about. Only for some crazy dude to arrive this morning demanding entry just when I wanted to serve dessert. Argh! He just so put her out of the mood. Now I'm stuck with this boner.

My room mate is in the room so I can't use my hand to relieve the tension. Fuck! I still can't get this shot out of my head. The bathroom is my only salvation.

Fucking intruders