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You need a bodyguard. Take a dog!

I don't like dogs, I prefer humans, if you don't want to be my bodyguard I'll get over it😅

No, I don't. Sounds like a lousy job unless you are Trump's

Wouldn't it be too dangerous? Not him, please, but what if I were Kamala Harris?

Trump's bodyguard did not guard. A well paid easy job. Nope, I am good. Take a cat instead of a dog, a pepper or hairspray and an angry look helps!