as i found out about this contest and started reading submissions, i found my self dying of laughter and shaking out of tremendous amount of fun and entertainment. my pulse gone wild, juices of my liver erupted, and i sprayed the monitor with 2 almost equal streem of joyfully red blood, drawing a portrait of Christine Lagarde and her naked silhouette at once. Her face and curves, entangled in eternity over endless rows of comment section...Then it was dark.

reality> Almost the same. Just mayonaisse instead of blood. And Christine had her glasses on.