Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #4 all losers win! (SBD + Whaleshares)

in #contest7 years ago

COMMENT WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Previous rounds proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

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THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
  2. Upvote/Resteem this post.
  3. Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
    Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...

ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (December 13) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (December 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 10 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
(+much more SBD in comment payouts..:)

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Some people tried to post endless white images to confuse people in comments so NO, those can't win.

You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.

Lets make some SBD together and as always:
May the WORST player win!

@lepton

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If dogs are man's best friend, does that mean that Uncle Joey was Danny Tanner's dog?!?

FULL HOUSE JOKE? Should I downvote your comment?

Does Uncle Jesse have to help you learn a lesson about kindness at the end of this episode?

My favorite DJ is DJ Tanner.

My favorite tanners are the ancient Sumerians.

Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

@lepton Huzzah! Can't wait for the next WORST STEEMIT CONTEST, too!

What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?

Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What Do You Call a Fly with no wings?

!! A WALK !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

You know what no one talks about in public anymore - Pussy farts...

(George Carlin)

I heard this on TV few years back.

The teacher ask a student:

"Can you give an example of an amphibious animal?"

The bright student replied,

"A frog"

The teacher ask another student:

"Can you give another example of an amphibious animal?"

The other student replied,

"Another frog".


Picture source: Pixabay.com

Shit I did the same one. Its everywhere if you look up bad jokes

Im celebrating 1200 followers by this simple contest for 3 SBD!
https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/1200-contest-for-3-sbd-thanks

Today a man knocked on my door to ask for a small donation to a local swimming pool

--I gave him a bowl of water