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RE: Get Paid to Rant #12! All Rants Win! Plus 5 SBD Grand Prize

in #contest7 years ago (edited)

As human beings, we all have our preferences and we all have what we consider to be our all-time favorites. What happens though when you begin to go full retard in the name of a company, a group, or a particular individual even when they do something shitty? What happens when you start arguments or shouting matches when someone likes something you may not?

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Congrats, you might have contracted the fanboy-itus/fangirl-itus, known cures are common sense from what I've gathered.

Fanbases, fanboys, and fangirls. How do I hate thee, how do i despise thee. I would love to be able to just click a magic button and suddenly make you fucking think like a rational human being. To be able to fucking absorb facts and understand opinions rather than make endless fucking mountains of excuses for something that you have a preference for. But you take it beyond just being a fan, beyond it just being a preference and something that you like or you fucking engage in whenever you're fuckin bored. You make this shit into a fuckin religion as if it's a fuckin goddamn cult, a lifestyle and you will defend this shit to your dying breath like “I am at the moment fuckin relapsing, I am fucking dying, I am going to go and utter a couple last words defending the company/person I love so much and doesn't know I fucking exist”.

Fanboys disgust me. If there was something I could get rid of, I would go straight to fucking fanboys because this would somehow cleanse an entire fucking world of an illogical fucking stance. All of these fanboys/fangirls are useless brainless spineless fucking mobile sacks of flesh that make no fucking sense whatsoever. If you try to reason with them, the worst thing that's going to fucking happen is you're gonna hear them fucking respond and the response for a rational human being for somebody with even a fucking iota of common sense it's gonna drive them up the fucking wall. It's gonna make them fucking miserable because they're fucking boneheads, they're drones.

You know what sucks the most? If you are an unbiased person genuinely and you don't have a particular stance, you're willing to kind of just hover in that gray area and look at everything from both sides of the fence. If you say anything negative, any fucking thing negative about their preferred product or company or what the fuck ever platform of choice, they automatically will label you as a hater and then “Oh! He must be a fanboy!” of whatever the fucking competition is. If say I was going and saying I had a problem with a fucking Mac or any Apple product for that matter, they’ll say “he must be a Windows fanboy” what the fuck are you talking about? I was just saying that this didn't work right but no, these fucking imbeciles are like, “yeah windows fanboy you're so fucking gay” it's like what the fuck are you kidding me? this is this is what the fuck you actually say “Macbook all the way” and they’re fucking caressing themselves all up and down with their fucking iPhones and iPods and fucking iTouches. Jesus shit man!

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I mean good lord! I've been putting up with this shit ever since the fucking days of playstation 2 versus xbox. My brother had a fucking xbox. I had a ps2, best of both worlds. I didn't understand people taking a fucking stink and saying shit like “Xbox has better graphics bitch!”, and whats your point? It’s about the games you're supposed to have fun! That's like saying “oh this movie has better special effects automatically makes this movie a million times better than the one you're watching HAHAHAHAHA”!
It’s like nah man. You're fucking high as a goddamn fucking kite wanna bring your shit down. Maybe fucking get that updraft just completely cut it off and bring your shit back down to fucking earth and get this fucking shit reorganized in your fucking noggin but no your fucking brain, it doesn't fucking work that way does it?

But seriously, how many times have you just encountered the dumbest fucking shit just when having a casual conversation. I've had this shit occur in video game stores, on the fucking streets, friends’ houses and I've had an endless fucking gory sea of stupidity occur on the Internet! I swear to fucking Christ on a fucking cracker and a fucking stick that the Internet is a fucking breeding ground for fanboy goddamn gluttony in stupidity of the highest caliber to the point of no fucking return.

I fucking hate it and just it's just fucking blows my head open.

why fanboys? Why fangirls?

Why in the holy mother of fuck do you do this to me? Why??