This contest is very funny.

Seriously though, you are even funnier. I laugh every time I see your butt kissing comments. I laugh every time I see your $1 comment upvote. Your self voting in general is exceedingly laughable. I laugh at your lame attempts to get noticed on mostly posts that are on the trending page. I laugh because so many people seem to take you seriously. Thank you @hiroyamagishi for making me laugh. You are a very funny person.

Would you like me to return the favour by providing you with a laugh or two? ;). I can try but I doubt I will ever be as funny as you :(.