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@heelsandmuffins I like this one! Can we keep him? I promise I’ll take good care of him and take him for walks!

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Where the fuck is my boss tag! What am I now..your assistant?! ....

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Look at me! I am your captain now

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!gif captain my captain

Well that is not the inspiring gif I was looking for.

Clearly not working out for you just gif it a rest already! 🥓 bacon strip anyone?

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Lol well if you handing out muffins in heels!! Sounds like an assistant think!! I'll take banana date thanks!!!🤣🤣

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Off all the flavours you could choose... You chose to be salty .. damn shame

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Silly me, thought i just chose a fruitcake 😜

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Hahahaha!!!! I love them!! You never fail to disappoint!! Except now you got my boss in trouble with his MRS!!! Shots fired!!!

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You also never fail at 100% of the opportunities you never take! Replying to all these comments is tiring! Can I put a bounty on someone to comment for me?

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Why do you need a bounty when you have an assistant??? quickly runs and hides before @heelsandmuffins attacks

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