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RE: RHYME BATTLE! Contest of Wit and Words
A contest of wit and words you say?
Here's my words of wit today,
Buy up battle while you can
Or be left kicking the can.
A contest of wit and words you say?
Here's my words of wit today,
Buy up battle while you can
Or be left kicking the can.
If I bother to try,
will I not die?
Can you not battle and lie
to others but not I
though I'd rather not try.
But you must try!
Not to would be to die.
Effort counts, but results trump,
extra credit don't give no bump...
Produce with action everything you dream
reach out your spoon and grab that cream,
If you do not seize the day
Again the chance may not cross this way.
@rhymebot respond, rhymebot decect
see these battle rhymes you can select!
Hm I must say
Thanks for the way
You encourage my day
You've convinced me to stay
So now try I just may
Hi there @dragonate!
Don't you procrastinate.
No, I would not lie.
In the end we all will die.
But don't let that bother you.
In the meantime there's fun things to do.
Crypto is here to stay.
Go get your BATTLE today!
I bought the battle, 300 per thousand
now I am the king that wears the crowns and
delivers rewards (and collects the taxes)
After rhyming a bit my dopple relaxes.
I appreciate you starting the struggle,
@rhymebot is coming, she dectects no trouble
with your verse, although short, we see it complete.
Now there are some responses you'll need more rhymes to beat!
My ryme was rather short,
But this contest I will not abort.
You hit me back with a ryme I see.
The winner of these rymes will be everybody.
Try as you can, try as you might.
You will not win this fight.
Ryming is easy for me.
I'll Ryme circles around everyone, 1,2,3.
You're out, You're done!
Now go tell everyone,
All the ryming masters are here.
Please enjoy this !BEER.
I'll drink your BEER, and enjoy it too,
now I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I'll call @rhymebot again, to mark these rhymes.
I hardly believe you'll do it one more time.
Many come, many go - people pass to and fro
on steem ever since the price was laid low
we have only the builders left to talk to
I look around these empty streets I walk through....
What can save us? Do you think its flags?
I really don't think that flagging pays.
But I have an idea, so wild, so powerful -
Those that doubt me will end up quite sorrowful.
You and @rymebot I do thank
Do not worry as I got much more in the tank.
As for those who come and go,
That's their problem as they are missing the show!
Those flaggers you speak of are not much fun.
They go around judging everyone.
Quality is subjective, they should learn.
Hey! Did you hear about the payout curve?
And its precisely what you said about subjectivity
that allows us to express our creativity
in poems and verse and rhymes and puns
Dagnabbit if I don't feel better when I am done....
Now your wit is quick and your rhymes are clean,
and after reading I even know what you mean.
But can you circumlocute around dangerous topics?
Can you make a joke about a token, say APX?
Could you discuss global politics in rhyme?
could you stay in verse for a whole dinner time?
You are the best so far, but do you have what it takes
to whip with your wit, praise heroes, stomp flakes?
Your rymes are dope there's no doubt about that.
Contest and games is where its at.
APX ,you want me to address?
Many on there are just showing of their chest.
But that's ok to each their own,
I heard many on APX are alt account clones.
That's right I said it, What else can I say?
Oh that's right....
You want me to speak about politics today.
George Bush or Trump ....
in the end they're all the same.
They sleep safe in bed ....
while we all play their war games.
I can ryme through dinner, supper and breakfeast
When it comes to rymes, I am a chemist.
wow that got hot
I forgot the @rhymebot
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