Fun challenge Katy! Ok, I'm going to stick with Lake Tahoe area birds:

Worst bird/human name - Dark-Eyed Junco (yeah, don't do that to your kid...)

Most hilarious - Cheeseburger Bird (it's the mountain chickadees nickname but that would be funny)

Best - Steller Jay (Steller Savage??? That sounds cool!)

Good luck to you and Joseph with the naming process! We went with Kane for our son @enak.