Medusa...I mean, I wouldn't call her a monster. She's actually quite attractive. I can imagine she and I walking on the beach together as all the other dudes stare at her beauty...only to be turned to stone for casting their gaze on her. Only I would know not to look at her directly. I imagine on cold nights she wrapping her tail around me to keep me warm as we sip hot cocoa and talk about our lives together.

Am I sharing too much?