Haha, it is fun to watch. Makes me feel ill at times, but yeah extremely eventful.
Love the "I survived the great crypto crash of 15 minutes ago" shirt.
Another shirt could be
"I'm a crypto millionai....haaang on, nope, i'm broke....nope wait....yep, yep definitely broke, nope!...rich, ...ok nah, i'm broke..(and so on)"