Have some laugh for Sunday

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening.
I am feeling so lonely and horny, that i cannot stand it. "She said"
I want ot go out, get drunk, have some sex and want to enjoy my life. "Are you free tonight"?
"Yes" He replied enthusiastically. He thought he had a jackpot as he been trying to hangout with the lady for a long time now
"Wonderful "she said
"Then, please take care of my kids"

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