Keep Calm and Hodl… sorry… I meant "Hold"

True story...

I woke up in a bloody mess. I thought it was a nose bleed but I haven’t had one in years.

I flipped on the light and discovered the blood was oozing from my smartphone.

Curious.

I hit the power button and the screen glowed.

There it was. Coin Market Cap was in the red. The blood, I soon realized, was coming from the thousand tiny cuts of panic selling all over the world.

I pouted. Nothing of concern.

I put my smartphone in the tub to let it drain, changed the sheets, and went back to sleep.

No point getting all riled up. Maybe I’ll buy some coins after my morning tea. Or maybe not.