Phrases to Use When Bitcoin is Popping

Get ready to blow your Bitload cryptocurrency dudes/dudettes!

1. My Clitcoin is so wet right now.
2. My Zitcoins are extremely oily currently.
3. My Titcoins are perky as fuck.
4. My Shitcoins are stanky as a mother Effer!
5. My Pitcoins are sweatier than Governor Chris Christie's fat flaps in GA summer heat.
6. My Britcoins sound like they're from London!
7. My Fitcoins are so fucking roided.
8. My Hitcoins just went Ray Rice mode.
9. My Witcoins are Shakespearean, yo!
10. My Gritcoin is Tarantino Inglorious Basterds.

Let me know what you think, unless you hate them. Then keep that shit to yourself!

Feel free to add to this list! There's so much more to do with this!