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“Every takeoff and landing, when the plane banked too much to one side, I prayed for a crash.”

"Here is the floatation device, but lets be honest, if we are going to crash, odds are ITS GUNNA BE A MOUNTAIN!"

“Maybe we should always assume the worst.”

"Now that is one big pile of shit."

HAHAHAHA, went far left on that one, but Goldblum is pure gold.