Creative Ethereum writing - add your own crypto story

Create a story with whatever crypto and plot you want in the comments. Here's my story:

Over the last month Ethereum has been like a truck with its wheels continually spinning, but stuck in a mud storm. It has every intention of moving forward at a great pace, proven by Byzantium fork’s non-contentious block time reducing and Devcon3 presentations. But the environment of the cryptospace hath created in itself fraudulent ICOs, numerous greedy hackers and bitfork mania, all which have acted like thunderstorms in the rough terrain that crypto’s paradigm shift is instilling upon the globe.
While forced to drive in this terrain, Ethereum has been using this time to build incredibly greater structure to its vehicle. It (as a community) has been virtually ignoring the external environment, with the knowledge that storms pass—and controlling what you can control is where your energy is best spent. Let not the previous $300 price stability, or current price gain excitement or future lack thereof sway your image of the vehicle being created. With the knowledge that many more rainy days lie ahead, learn about the vehicles and what they have to offer, don’t just assume a rainy weather report means it isn’t worth going outside.