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Ahahahah!!
It sounds weird but I’m actually excited to see strangers suggest ways to kill myself : )
And, of course, the sacrifice that you requested will be carried out in the next weeks. With pleasure : )

Oh cool glad to see @lilycampbell stopped by your post and suggested a few ways that she would like to see you die. She is a friend of mine "in real life" and lives in Portland, Oregon which is pretty much Hipster City, USA.

Well that explains why @lilycampbell was so prolific in exposing ways to see me die. She probably had thought of killing a few already. Hopefully the Hipster Sacrifice Series will provide some relief.

@carlgnash and @the-beard you are both so right- it was admittedly very easy for me to come up with a list off hand.

I have to watch who I am around when I talk about my feelings on hipsters. They’re everywhere.

Also Carl- great find :) His content is great!