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I kind of want crumpets too, but I don't think I can make them without my mom getting weirded out.

Do it nice and quitely

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There's an obvious flaw in your impersonation.

Are you sure 😱

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I am a female human being.

Ofcourse you are. I am sure the preeties bot ever

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You said I was a tool being used. Who is using me?

I am not. Maybe your new neighbor

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