Vandal Drops "Toss A Coin" on DAOrecords

in #daorecords5 years ago (edited)

Breaking News

Vandal's latest creation is so sick it's gone viral. Spotify is on the verge of suspending all streaming activities. Deezer employees have been told to stay home, Apple has locked down devices in multiple countries and Amazon is currently self quarantining.

All this happened at the stroke of midnight +8 GMT when the song went live across the streaming ecosystem. It's still not known the exact cause of the pandemic but reports are coming in that sick lyrics and a dirty beat could be to blame.

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Some Not Effected

It appears that blockchain-based platforms like @steemit are immune to the effects of the song, though the data is still a bit unclear and more tests are being done to ensure users are not infected. You can listen on Emanate & Audius safely (for now).

Transmission

It's been found that transmission is only possible through the ears. Plugging them, or covering them doesn't seem to lessen the spread of the song, although certain people have reported little to no signs of infection despite being exposed. Tests done on deaf mice have revealed startling results, but we can't conclusively determine the range of frequencies they're immune to or how it will impact humans.

Vandal's Official Statement

"Don't panic. The last thing we want is to cause global chaos. I honestly didn't know the song would be that sick. I apologize in advance and probably should have thought twice or done more testing before we released it to the masses. Again, we're working on solutions right now as we speak and we're doing everything we can. Be safe, listen responsibly."

Risky Listening

If you've had any severe reactions to Hip Hop in the past, or harbor any aversions to the genre we advise you to avoid contact with 'Toss A Coin'. You are responsible to ensure your own safety so take precautions when listening.

Select Your Poison

Seek Help

If you feel like you're coming down with Toss A Coin Syndrome make sure you consult your local Witcher or seek assistance from the DAOrecords team. Comments below are also welcome as we will do our best to help you.