When Brown comes to town...

Having the urge, but being unable to commit is the worst. Usually coffee gets things moving for me. I'm sure there's some sort of scientific explanation, but I like to think that the coffee goes directly to my colon, where the sleepy poop is able to drink it and use the caffeine to get it's day started.

Share your pooping stories, tips and tricks below.

But first watch this short instructional video on how to poop, and figure out what you're doing wrong. Are you forgetting to wash your hands after you use the bathroom! How about the Potty Dance? Are you forgetting the Potty Dance?!*