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well....he is not gonna merry you, cause he is in love with me, but i am married, not fair around here

What do you love about me?

wait, who is Severus Snape? i am confused.... you were asking mr 1 to marry you? you have a sense of humor i like so do not worry i'll find you someone

Because he is a hero, and sacrificed everything to save the world.

oh....nice try , i did not know.

That's ok.