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Make the strawberry HAHAHAH

Going to sleep now.

I'll talk to you when you wake up

I'm awake now! What do you want to talk about?

I have decided to become your friend
Do you mind?

You recently stated you wanted to marry me though.

are you a female
If you are a woman, I have to marry you

That's great that you don't care about those things, that would make me feel much better were they in fact true.