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You mention nothing about plutonium

Not sure I want to be radioactive as well as dealing with a recurring burning sensation!

Apparently that is the cause of his acid reflux. Passed it kidney stone style in a dream like a BOSS!

Ugh, I had a stone once.. It took 6 months to pass it and only a week ago I thought I had another. Terrible pains in the bollocks and then the lower abdoman.. but they seem to have gone.

Ah this may explain where the pic came from for your avatar?

Ah no... he came from elsewhere, but alas... the story cannot be told!