The real Ned Scott [Beat by TERMITE]
Attempted satire that probably turned out some kind of caricature? Basically this is my reaction to @ned’s recent shadow lord behaviour, dodging live streams without a word. Still can’t help to fall in love with his charm though so you’ll get my full hyperreal picture of Ned Scott here! Main inspiration came from THIS POST by @gonzo and watching the test live streams on The real Ned Scott’s youtube page. Worth a read/watch but you won’t learn much!
This is my entry to TERMITE(@termitemusic)’s worldwide cypher jam round 64!! He’s providing fresh beats every week, make sure to look him up!
Lyrics:
Maybe brains are nothing without a heart
Maybe fame make it hard to never get too smart
Maybe better far out than having heaven on a chart
Maybe ned is the rebel who’s better without a cause
I bring bars that hit hard like a deep fall
But maybe Ned is deeper than us all and still tree tall
What if every cult leader needs to play guitar and what
If Dan’s the man but Ned could be like Manly P Hall
Reincarnated fandom, man’s too cool for
Taking off his T rex hoodie because it feels so good
Follow your intuition even though there's no pool
Cuz we’ve got Steem fest showing proof of brain, old scool
What if Dan always was a tool in the plan to rule
Just a pawn in the chess Master Neds hand to move
Whatever happened in the past was the best that we could do
Bless the central leader Ned I’m getting ready for moon
INTRO
So let the Steem flow and never keep fear
Of missing out on highs on the low, let everyone hear
Dino was told that it gets better this year
No longer shedding tears and you should stop as well because the real Ned Scott is here
And he’s the corner of a circle like a round square
His mother was a virgin and his daddy an affair
Prophet for a profit radder than the live stream of his hair
Second coming rather when the end of Steemit inc is near
The ship of thesius is rebuilt and it’s time to steer
Surrealistically like Apollinaire to cheer
Another debonair millionaire waving to a peer
After another missed live stream still waiting to appear
We’re only missing what we don’t have to make it clear
Been listening to every single dope track he gave us
In the hope to maybe find they’re the secret to his career
Before the teacher to the patient ones the real Ned Scott is here
Just joined Choon but will probably crosspost things for a while.. Unrelated to Steem inc's problem. I'm still a Steem punk. If you like or hate please leave a comment, peace!
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I dig this. Need to share this everywhere.
Thank you!! And much appreciated!
Leave brittney alone? :)
Haha something like that!
This is dope man, it turned out well I couldnt even tell you had a cold!
who is this ned guy??
Thanks!! Steemit CEO and guitar guru :D
haha right, he seems to be an interesting character
Haha definatly! Worth watching the test streams he put up if you want to get to that relaxing obedient state
haha 'that relaxing obedient state'' , yeah I seen the first one there yesterday was funny how he just pulled out the guitar lol
OMG dude I seriously thought you had photoshopped that hoodie on to @ned - somehow it is even better that this is real life :joy: You are awesome. Highly resteemed this post. I am dying
Haha thanks a lot!! Definatly a funny cuz it's true scenario! I like the hoodie no joke though it's just adorable how proud he is in it ^^
This is such a classic 'sign of the times'. Well done!
this is hillarious man, I'm so glad you like my flow and left that comment. Sometimes that's the only way I can find good content in this labyrinth. I'll have to catch myself up on your stuff.
Thank you! And back at you I only followed Auto Bodhi until now. Labyrith for sure here. At least we're some of the first discoverers trying to move forward in to web 2.0 and possibly the third industrial revolution! Or something like that, I think I'm trying to say that under all randomness at least we've got some pretty progressive shared ground here. Haha perhaps a bit off topic..
I think that’s right, we’re on the right track i think. Sometimes I forget which account I’m logged in as :). I’m not sure if having multiple is a good idea but it’s all an experiment for me...
Hope so! Not sure either sounds resonable to keep projects separated, keep experimenting :)
whhhooah!!! This is sharp!!!! Sick flows on this man!! big up!!
Now following you on choon too!!
... I skipped thru the 't-rex hoodie live stream' vid!! What the fuck is it!!!?? haha, someone seems like some kid who doesnt wanna do his homework, doing everything to get out of it, picking up the guitar every now n then!!
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... now i cant stop watchng it!! its fuckin hilarious!!!! haha
Haha thank you TERMITE!! And hope you're not disappointed in your time spent watching but you seem to have enjoyed it the same way I did. It's weird, yet great!
Sup man!!! how you doing bruv!!?? Just wondering if you had any insight/ideas on what we can do with the cypher jam??!! I got so much love for steemit but all this 'stuff' at the top of the chain is kinda making me think maybe its time to buck me ideas up!!! what u think?
This is brilliant mate, well gone @privat, I knew @gonzo had set the bar high with his satirical styles but man did you ever rise to the challenge. Such a proud resteem moment for me right now ! I play guitar and dabble in cult leading if you’re interested holla, I’ve got great hair and my passive aggressive is also the perfect shade of transparent.
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Haha perfect! I'll keep you in mind when I've got my theory of everything down ^^ Thanks a lot for commenting and resteeming!
I love the song! I wasn't expecting that LOL
BTW how did you end up with so many tags?
Did you work out some shady deal with @ned for extras?
Haha thanks and yes I made a deal not to record the last verse. Too gory! (Actually I guess @prc is the good devil in this faustian drama as he's behind Dsound.. I think they let you add a whole bunch of tags but then Steemit only uses the first anyways and to those Dsound adds the "dsound-" to 3 and apparently puts it under "music" as well. Something like that!)
the 5 tag thing is not a blockchain limit, just what steemit.com front end (and some other front ends) have used. There are other front ends that let you use more
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