Laughing At Statists: Cutting The Crap With The Blunt Edge Of Truth - IN-Q-TEL

This week we have a laugh at one of the CIA's RnD branches In-Q-Tel.

My translations are in bold and italics.

From

https://www.iqt.org/about-iqt/

IQT is the non-profit strategic investor that accelerates the development and delivery of cutting-edge technologies to U.S. government agencies that keep our nation safe. Our work bridges the gap between the challenging technology needs of the national security agencies, the rapidly changing innovations of the startup world, and the venture community that funds those startups.

Translation:  IQT is a tax-exempt, money-laundering, technology monopoly organization.  We invest in technologies that have the potential for greater control over the tax slave population.  Our work helps the oligarch security agencies while simultaneously helping dark occult vulture fraud financiers profit from increased human slavery.
 
IQT occupies a distinct role at the intersection of all stakeholders – our government customers, the venture capital community, and the startup world. It is our access to and deep understanding of these diverse communities that fuel our ability to make relevant investments.

Translation:  IQT occupies a distinct gray area between our totalitarian gang customers, the vulture capital community, and the startups we approve of and don’t suppress.  It is our deep understanding of Satanism that fuels our ability to make evil investments.    

From

https://www.iqt.org/our-focus/

What We’re Watching

Translation:  What We Have Our Claws In

BIO 

The DNA sequencing market is expected to reach $18.3 million by 2023.

Translation:  The takeover of all DNA on earth is expected to happen by 2023, whether the tax slaves like it or not.

COMMERCIAL SPACE 

The number of operational satellites has increased 47% over the past five years.

Translation:  The number of high atmosphere cybernetic nodes has increased.

COMMUNICATIONS 

By 2019 the number of mobile phone users in the world is expected to pass five billion.

Translation:  By 2019, the number of tax slaves we can track 24/7 is expected to pass five billion.  Wooooo-haaaa!

CYBERSECURITY 

The global average cost of a data breach is $3.62 million. 

Translation:  The other arms of our dark army guarantee data breaches due to backdoors, malware, hacks, and other things we keep secret.  Hence, a guaranteed growth industry.  Problem, reaction, solution…...

DATA ANALYTICS 

Big data and business analytics are expected to generate $168 billion in 2018.

Translation:  Big Data makes cybernetic feedback loops possible, which makes wage slaves much more predictable.    

INTERNET OF THINGS 

Business spending on IoT solutions is predicted to reach $6 trillion by 2021.

Translation:  Everything in a wage slave’s home will spy on them.  The smart shower head will change the world forever.    

MATERIALS & ELECTRONICS 

The smart t-shirts market is expected to reach a 50% compound annual growth rate from 2017 to 2024.

Translation:  We never quit coming up with ways to invade people’s privacy.    

POWER & ENERGY 

In the past five years, U.S. generation sourced from non-hydro renewables (largely wind and solar) has nearly doubled.

Translation:  In the past five years, so-called green technology has been forced down people’s throats, while simultaneously suppressing technologies we don’t approve of. 

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