Please Hlp Us.

in #elp7 years ago (edited)

Elho everyone, I look for advice to get away from my husband Troy Reid, I no green card so need help I have baby also needing safe places to stay.
I also take cats but no money, can als bring chicken.
I cook for us to pay, plese hlp us.

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Dear Mel

Have you tried Overseas Filipino in distress: https://psa.gov.ph/content/overseas-filipino-distress

"Overseas Filipino who has medical or psycho-social problems requiring treatment, hospitalization, counseling; or problems like labor, immigration and other issues requiring legal representation as specified in Rule IX of these Rules or any other kind of internvetion with the authorities in the country where he or she is found."

Worth a shot I'd say. Talking of which you could always shoot him.

Cop an insanity plea with the DA. Say less than ten years. Then deportation, home free! And still only Thirty seven! Think about that.

Lots and lot's of love and kisses xxxxx

Melanie, just tried to call you but think Troy has confiscated your phone, I can try and contact Mrs Wright back in Pine Bush, see if she can take you in and you never know the tiny house on wheels might still be vacant.
Troys Papa says he will take you over and you can leave the kid with us she will be safe from the social workers here.

Mellie, he likes it up the ass, so take that loaded shot gun he keeps for the trolls and shove it up his ass deep and pull the little trigger, problem solved!

This is great idea as no food will stick to his insides. With loosey goosey insides he will be pooping all day. His all day coffee habit will do him in. Good luck.

But, bur, but it is Wednesday!!!!

You can come and stay with me .......... no cats , baby ok . You do not need to cook , i have seen your meals . To repay this kindness you can work on my farm , picking ,washing , grading , and packing vegetables, if you prove to be a good worker you can move up to farm market sales .

Thanking yu, but are you wanting up ass several times a day?

Would you be capable to remove the skid marks from my underwear ?

Would it help you if you get a gifts??

Can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ?

How was your birthday party? Did you enjoy the cheesy garlic bread your husband lovingly "prepared" for you?

Most likely cheesy but not on garlic bread.

Insist on getting a drivers license.
The next time he blows out whatever knee, grab ping pong and run like forest gump for the car and beat it to freedom.

Just have the spotlight put on yourself for an occasion, and Troy is bound to get I'll.