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I spend so much time thinking about what deer and squirrels must think of us. The deer aren't terrified of me... they never seem to be panicking, it's almost like I've got a restraining order of them and they must keep at least 50 feet at all times.... but yes, surely they only think I'd be running away from danger... which is true if you count heart disease.

Ha, that restraining order explanation is a good one. The deer are a little more lax here. The restraining order must only be specifying 20 feet in my case :)