Man Finally Gets Capri Sun Open Using Jackhammer

in #fakenews7 years ago

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After attempting to open his Capri Sun juice pouch with the appended straw for 20 minutes until it bent and broke, Billy Bartle resorted to using an industrial grade demolition jackhammer to break the nearly impenetrable seal between himself and the savory high-fructose juice concentrate, then drank the whole thing in 2 small sips.