I am not steemiting from earth

Dear stimites
just woke up on the other side of the earth and i realized i was patiently sleeping on a table underneath cocoa tree in a cocoa plantation on a mechanized farm of about 3000 acres.

just imagine how happy I was that my earthly thought incarnation wasin't real.
what were you thinking?
do you think i am typing and steemiting on planet earth? to that you are wrong.

I am actually typing and steemiting from the planet far off earth.
I am in planet eaaarrrtttt