She needs a shower?
A world run on shitposts. We redefine shitposts with this serial shitpost writing. I've even had a dream about shitposting. What else is there to do? Combat by anonymous shitpost is a strategy that is as good as any, I suppose.
Would it be possible for me to use that page break image at the bottom of this story? I've seen that some of the others are using it.