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Probably you mean become part of my awesome toothpaste sales team, which is in no way a dodgy pyramid scheme and yes of course you can join for the low cost of 299 (limited time offer! currency units to be disclosed at time of payment), but...

I like the idea that we can all literally become toothpaste instead. Got bills, student loans, muscle aches, annoying neighbors? Become toothpaste! Everything is solved.

Yes, I definitely wanted a human-to-toothpaste conversion. For the ponzi part, I already write on steemit.