I am fat

in #food6 years ago

Yesterday, as I attempted to weigh myself, the scale I was standing on shattered. As I am writing this, I am eating ice cream. Last night I ate 2 bags of potato chips for dinner. However, I am actually a very healthy person. Every day I walk down the stairs to eat breakfast and I walk back upstairs to eat ice cream. Ice cream is a key component of my diet. It contains dairy just like milk, and milk is healthy, so ice cream is as well. Occasionally I go outside to get more ice cream from Costco, so I get a lot of vitamin D.

Until next time, eat healthy and stay safe.(Like me)

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I got to say the title and the wordings are interesting, however I would have prefered if there was some more content. If you can not add on the post anymore without breaking its purpose or design that is fine. however some steemians are critical on the length of posts.

Lmfao this shit got me dying

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