Weirdy felt Buzz’s mice but they weren’t the real deal
so she zapped him with her belt
to bring him to heel
as for señor improv well he’ll pun no more
now his hefty brain’s been zapped right into a jar
and dear little brisby sure she was no trouble
weirdy just zapped her lightly now she’s seeing double
that mystical Omra well he foresaw it all
and left the house in a hurry in a U-haul
as for sweet Rose well she’s gone a wandrn
Now Weirdy’s king of The House but for maid Marianne
and for her Weirdy has a dastardly plan.