Like someone had stuffed a guinea pig into a cardboard tube.

That’s really hard to imagine lol especially if this person, in your case your friend Stubby, is an upper body builder. Ohh, 🤔 now I can imagine it 😱. I wonder what exactly did father of the bride saw when he called Stubby a “bloody Scarecrow”?
No nicknames story of mine would beat yours!

One day perhaps, one day I hope we get to read real story behind old Mr Boom there and how he got his name...or did we already?