Very philosophizing 50 sentences, too funny

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1. the saying goes: a good horse does not eat back grass; can be said then: prodigal son does not change back!

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2. the saying goes: rabbits do not eat nest grass; can be said then: near the water tower the first month!

3. the saying goes: the prime minister can hold the ship; can be said then: revenge non-gentleman!

4. the saying goes: big man husband, rather die than surrender; be saying said: MAN, resilient!

5. the saying goes: playing dogs have to see the owner; can be said then: kill the chicken to the monkey!

6. As the saying goes: There is nothing wrong with knowing everything; as the saying goes, let's say: Do not talk deep, silence is gold.

7. As the saying goes: the car must have a road to the mountains; can be said then: do not hit the south wall does not look back!

8. as the saying goes: people do not guilty of me, I do not commit crimes; but you can say the saying goes: first to start strong, after the start to suffer!

9. the saying goes: people are more powerful; can be said then: people talkative!

10. the saying goes: a hero three help; can be said then: rely on people like ourselves!

11. As the saying goes: people go height; can be said then: climb high, fell heavily!

12. As the saying goes: Knowledge should have property rights; As the saying goes: do not share my heart uneasy!

13. As the saying goes: To remedy the situation, not for too late; can be said then added: too late!

14. As the saying goes: thin dead camel than the horse; can be said then: pull the hair of the Phoenix as chicken!

15. the saying goes: Rather than broken, can not tile all; can be added saying: stay in Castle Peak, not afraid of no firewood!

16. the saying goes: people cannot be apparent, sea water cannot fight; can then say: people rely on clothes horse by saddle!

17. the saying goes: Prodigal son does not change back; can be said then: a dog cannot change to eat shit!

18. the saying goes: bitter sea boundless, back is the shore; can be said then: bow no back arrow!

19. as the saying goes: take a step back surfing; can be said then: the brave win!

20. as the saying goes: three hundred and sixty lines, the line is a champion; can the saying goes: all are like the next product, only reading high!

21. As the saying goes: The book when used to hate less; can be said then: all useless scholar!

22. As the saying goes: Money is not an omnipotent thing; as the saying goes: Money can make a ghost!

23. As the saying goes: There is no way out of heaven; but as the saying goes: Sky net is magnificent, sparse without leakage!

24. the saying goes: catch the thief catch the racoon, catch the catch and catch the double; can be said: if you want to add sin, why do you have no words!

25. As the saying goes: poverty cannot move! It can be said that: people are short of poverty, horses are long and thin!

26. As the saying goes: Green is better than blue and blue; but as the saying goes, ginger is still old and spicy!

27. As the saying goes: Fear in later life; but as the saying goes: There is no hair on the lips and there is no way to do it!

28. As the saying goes: Really miles to meet; can be said then: not friends do not gather!

29. As the saying goes: In the day is willing to make lovebirds, in the world is willing to even branches; can be said then: the couple is the same forest bird when the disaster to fly!

30. as the saying goes: get people at the office and forgive; can be said then: Longitudinal Tiger Hushan, endless trouble!

31. the saying goes: a hard job, again; can be said and then added: people without money is not rich, no night grass no fertilizer!

32. the saying goes: Be careful to drive a million years ship; can be said then: stand bold, starving to death!

33. As the saying goes: The number of small non-gentlemen; can be said: non-toxic husband!

34. As the saying goes: An inch of time is an inch of gold; but as the saying goes, it is difficult to buy an inch of time.

35. As the saying goes: It will take a long time to see people's hearts; but as the saying goes, people will be separated from their belly!

36. as the saying goes: Time flies; but as the saying goes: the same age!

37. as the saying goes: evil does not upright; it can be said: a high foot, a high degree of magic!

38. as the saying goes: small unbearable chaos big plan; can be used to saying goes: not steam steamed bun (fight) tone!

39. the saying goes: not afraid of people disrespectful, afraid of their own not correct;

40. As the saying goes: No tiger's hole, no tiger;

41. As the saying goes: People have no long-term concerns, and there must be some worries. As the saying goes, there are wines today that are drunk.

42. As the saying goes: Family things world affairs, everything concerned; can be said then: wife and kids hot khaki!

43. As the saying goes: People will conquer heaven, but as the saying goes: God's will is hard to break!

44. the saying goes: Foolish Old Man; can be said then: arms twist but the thigh!

45. the saying goes: Where fall where the climb up; can be said then: a stolen from the eternal hate.

46. as the saying goes: Some people shovel uneven road, things are not managed; can be said then: the snow in front of their own house sweep, on the other house frost!

47. as the saying goes: dripping grace when the flood report! But the saying goes: a bridge across the river, unloading kill a donkey, rabbit dead dog cooking, bird arch!

48. the saying goes: people move, the tree moves to death; but the saying goes: Rolling stones do not grow moss, change the industry does not make money!

49. the saying goes: Marry chicken with the chicken, marry a dog with the dog; can be said then: the fear of the wrong choice, the woman afraid to marry wrong!

50. As the saying goes: The Ming people do not do dark things; as the saying goes: The soldiers are not fooled!

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